A Letter To My Most Loyal Fans

This is a letter from Laddy's son, Bradley:

Bradley Breen Fan Club Letter, North America
May 1972

Hello, everyone:

Righteously, I am over-grooved that you are continuing to meet with each other and rap about my latest doings. If my schedule didn't demand every second of my time, you know I would be right there with you, in your living room, loving and digging every last thing you have to say.

I've been told I'm a good listener, and nothing would perk up my ears more than hearing your inner-most thoughts, especially if you have been enjoying my latest projects. As I sang in my last record which you helped make a #1 hit, it would "Thrill Me To The Bone!"

Speaking of my crazy schedule, I want to take this space to remind you that the new season of "Taylor's Tadpoles" begins on CBS on September 12th. I know that's seems like a long way off, and I hope this coming summer is the best summer of your life, but I also want to make a personal request of you: make a mental note to tune in to our new season this fall.

Lots of cool stuff is going to happen with the Tadpoles this coming year. I don't want to give away too much, but I'll agree to drop one hint: my character gets to record a pop record in the third episode, and that song will actually be released as a single at the same time. But more about that in later letters. As you know, I will be keeping in touch with you all summer.

All I can tell you for now is to WATCH! And I hope all of you can write to CBS and let them know how much you continue to love the show. If they don't hear from you, they may never know how many of you out there love "Taylor's Tadpoles." The powers-that-be depend on a system called the Neilson Ratings to decide which shows stay and go, and that system almost never includes what the cool kids like you are watching. That's why you have to write in and let them know!

I'll include the name and address of the network in this letter's envelope so you know who to reach. It's real important!

Also, I want to let you know about my very busy concert tour this summer. I know how much you dig state fairs, and I will be at just about every state fair in the Union this summer! In the coming month alone, I will be in Kansas, Idaho, Minnesota, Kentucky, and Oklahoma. And that's just the first three weeks of June! Whew! If you live in any of these states, please come by and see me sing my new single, "It's What I Want," which is currently climbing the charts thanks to you. You know how much I want to sing just for you.

Well, I guess that's it for now. I have a recording session to attend, and a script reading for a possible movie that I'll tell you about in future letters. You know how much I love to keep you posted on all my stuff!

In the meantime, thanks again for your love. Be assured that it is being returned, as I say in my new album title, in "Waves and Waves!"

Yours forever,
Bradley Breen